Ornella Muti in ‘The bishop’s room’ 1977

Random Celebrity Sex Scene

• Marion Cotillard has perfect tits

• Aubrey Plaza – Playing It Cool

• Jennifer Lawrence ‘Red Sparrow’

• Morena Baccarin (Deadpool)

• Valentina Reggio – La certosa di Parma (2012)

• Fairuza Balk – The Waterboy (1998)

• Jessica Biel from Texas Chainsaw Massacre (looped)

• Avril Lavigne

• Giada De Laurentiis

• Olivia Wilde

• Pauline Lafont in ‘Poulet au Vinaigre (1984)

• Marisa Tomei

• Christina Applegate – Married With Children

• Alison Brie’s sneaky body hint

• Jayne Mansfield’s big, fat 36D tits in Promises Promises (the first major nude scene of the sound era) without which we would not have Alexandra Daddario in True Detective or Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria. Pay your respects