If Natalie Portman was a stripper at my local club, I’d be completely broke.

Random Celebrity Sex Scene

• Karen Allen – Backfire

• Alyssa Milano belly dancer body on Charmed

• Katie Holmes Adds Some Nice Pokey body to Batman Begins

• Maitland Ward lying on bed

• Alice Eve

• Dana Delany, happy birthday today!

• Rosario Dawson-Alexander

• Emilia Clarke – Daenerys

• I watch the UFC weigh-ins for the body (Holly Holm versus Miesha Tate)

• Alexandra Daddario Pussy Lip (Brightened)

• Lady Gaga fully nude and bound

• Katie Cassidy’s pierced body from ‘The Scribbler’

• Olivia Wilde

• Daisy Ridley’s pokies

• Kate Mara – House of Cards